The Benefits of Oral Sex (For The Ladies)

Oral sex. Head. Fellatio. Whatever you want to call it, however you want to slice it, it's perfectly normal and can be beneficial. It doesn't have to be nasty when you can burn fat and get protein. Sound too good to be true!?

Ladies, I know you've heard of the GRAPEFRUIT TECHNIQUE right?! If you haven't, here is a breakdown... use a ROOM TEMPERATURE grapefruit because men like that shit WARM, wet, and juicy 😉 Cut off the ends and cut a small circle out of the middle. While slobbing on his knob, move the grapefruit up and down with the motion of your head and mouth. You can also Youtube "Angel Grapefruit Technique".

Naringenin, a flavonoid in grapefruit, balances out blood sugar levels and helps to prevent metabolic syndrome, a pre-diabetic condition associated with weight gain around the waist. It works by programming the liver to burn up excess fat, rather than store it. Great right!?

Now, to protein. Protein is good. We like protein! A normal male ejaculation (about one teaspoon’s worth) contains between 5 and 25 calories and a minimal amount of protein. Semen is only one percent sperm, the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc. Fellatio is sounding more like your style huh!?

Oh, I must mention, because I too like to partake in the giving of oral pleasure, you can rest easy, BULBOURETHRAL FLUID cleans out any urine in the urethra and lubricates the sex organ, too.

And another thing, (yep, there is more 😝) prostatic fluid neutralizes the slightly acidic vaginal environment; seminal fluid contains fructose (aka sugar), fatty acids, and proteins to nourish the sperm, there is that word PROTEIN again.

See, sucking ya boo dick is not bad, unless of course you are not the only one sucking it. YES! You can contract STDs and STIs through oral sex, even when vaginal penetration isn't involved. Keep that in mind but otherwise, HAPPY SUCKING!